Perez Hilton Is America

By Lex December 04, 2013 @ 4:56 PM

Perez Hilton has a new reality show creatively called Gay Dads of New York. It’s being produced by the same people who make Keeping Up with the Kardashians, so you know it’s going to be completely unscripted and not the least bit trumped up creepy. The show is going to feature a number of larger than life gay dads including Perez Hilton, who according to Perez represent the new landscape of America:

What is your typical American family like? These days, it looks a lot like mine!

By typical, I think Perez means the infinitesimal percentage of family households in this country headed up by a single gay man. While even noted homophobe Alec Baldwin accepts Perez Hilton’s personal family values in 2013, Perez polling his four gay daddy friends leading fabulous lives in Manhattan as a random sample of America is a bit of a stretch. This sounds more like a TV project to get paid and to get laid. Nothing wrong with a little green and a little dick to keep daddy feeling warm through the winter.

(3) Comments

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    DrainBammage 12/04/2013 20:19

    Perez Hilton has a kid?
    Is this a fscking joke?
    At what point did someone say “yes, the gentleman who draws cum stains on digital images and has feuds with freaks and perverts online is a GREAT choice to raise a child”?
    Fsck you and your landscape BS. A small, infinitely small minority of people who are very vocal is not a new landscape. Go out tomorrow in the real world and unless you work in the ‘blogosphere’, there are still a majority of people who dont think all this gay sh1t is kosher. Only thing is like in soviet era countries, people know what to say in public and what they say in private.
    Its not a fscking phobia, its called a different opinion. Now you may think fisting your hairy buddy Bob is something that the majority of america thinks is charming and youd be wrong. Two hot women slurping each other is TOTALLY is one thing. Watching Perez clean someones rectum with his tongue IS NOT.
    Thats a personal choice just like its mine to be spanked by naked eskimo women, whether someone approves or not is totally not important. Do what the hell you want but dont expect me to pretend that Perez having kids isnt wrong. Him being gay is actually the last thing I hold against him. I feel the same about Kanye and cumdumpster having kids.

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    Admiral 12/04/2013 23:46

    Oh shit. The same people that make the Kardashian show are the same people that own WWTDD, which means we’re going to see a lot more posts about this shitty show here.

  3. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 12/05/2013 17:38

    DrainBrammage– what you said.

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