Rihanna Looks Like a Cocktail Ad

By Lex December 30, 2013 @ 1:26 PM

Rihanna Sips A Cocktail In A Gold Bikini At The Beach In Barbados
Now, we’re easing into the home vacation. A little drinky poo and Rihanna’s in a tight bikini with her ass in the air signaling boats to come visit her island nation home. Sometimes, you need the warm waters of the Caribbean to lap over your privates to inspire the next amazing song somebody else is going to write for you. Jimmy Buffet dangled his nads in the waters off Key West, and, blammo, along came a catchy song sort of like the last one. If Mozart hadn’t been landlocked, he too would’ve had composed with a tidal colonic. Rihanna is deep thinking. Don’t startle her or we may lose a masterwork.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Splash

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