Rob Kardashian Is a Big Boy with a Small Water

By Lex December 06, 2013 @ 1:16 PM

Rob Kardashian Looking Large As He Arrives At A Hotel In Beverly Hills
Let’s be honest, if you’re a dude with one slutty sister, life is hard enough. If you’re surrounded by a gaggle of slow witted chunks, you’re going to either spend your life getting into fights or stress eating a shitload of Cheez-It’s. Or both. Rob Kardashian just wants to be left alone to sit under the cork tree and make his designer socks, but they just keep trying to haul his fat ass off the skanky bull fights. Don’t be shocked if he pulls a reverse Chaz Bono at some point and just shows up one day in Khloe’s wardrobe. No tailoring required.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI


(2) Comments

  1. TitsAreNice 12/06/2013 14:16

    Oh look, an apostrophe used in a pluralized word. Who could possibly be the author of such a simpleton’s error? One can only imagine.

  2. Beylerbey 12/06/2013 22:49


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