Women really do have a short window to show off their breasts. They can't start until eighteen and the major magazines that pay are shooing them away by twenty-eight. It's like a running back's career in the NFL. You've got a small handful of years to build your legacy and marry a real estate magnate who will pay for your replacement knees, or tits, as the case may be.
Here's Rose McGowan at 40. She's the Marcus Allen of showing off her yabbos.
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