Seal Is a Great Divorced Dad

December 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Seal has got the divorced dad thing down pretty pat. On his custody weekend he took all of his kids and a couple other mulatto children that he accidentally thought were his kids to the mall to buy candy, scooters, and iPods. As he bribed the kids with gifts, he asked them if their mom was still banging that dude he hired to protect them and then told them not to hate her for being born without a soul. He also had them rehearse the line for Heidi that daddy was swimming in an Olympic sized pool of hot model pussy. Then he promised to buy them all llamas for Christmas.

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