Seal Is a Great Divorced Dad

By Lex December 16, 2013 @ 1:35 PM

Seal Takes His Kids And Their Friends To Get Candy At The Grove
Seal has got the divorced dad thing down pretty pat. On his custody weekend he took all of his kids and a couple other mulatto children that he accidentally thought were his kids to the mall to buy candy, scooters, and iPods. As he bribed the kids with gifts, he asked them if their mom was still banging that dude he hired to protect them and then told them not to hate her for being born without a soul. He also had them rehearse the line for Heidi that daddy was swimming in an Olympic sized pool of hot model pussy. Then he promised to buy them all llamas for Christmas.

Photo Credit: WENN

(4) Comments

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    DrainBammage 12/16/2013 13:52

    For a scary looking guy who looks like his face was eaten by rats, he does come across as pretty grounded whenever they run one of those ‘Where are they now?” segment.
    How hasnt he been cast in movies yet?

    And you guys arent covering the South Park “Kanye and Kim” tribute show?
    It was epic.

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    God Hath Spoken 12/16/2013 16:19

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    Beylerbey 12/16/2013 22:14

    Awwwww, look at all the little future mudsharks.

    Think “Seal” has any picked out?

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    miche the killer 12/17/2013 00:38

    Better than my dad’s version of Christmas at the Extended Stay with an efficiency kitchenette & free continental breakfasts of bottom shelf Frosted Flakes.

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