Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 Is Going to Be Headless

By Lex December 06, 2013 @ 3:13 PM

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue's Editor Posts Upcoming Issue's Behind The Scenes Bikini Photos To Instagram

Before sending photos off for 10,000 hours of airbrushing time to remove all human lifelike qualities, the Sports Illustrated photographers actually take real pictures of real girls on the beach. The Swimsuit Editor Instagrammed a bunch of headless photos as evidence of this production. It might just be one Eurasian girl at this point that they fashion into many different characters, but if you can count on anything each March, it’s topless body painted girls without any anatomical evidence of nipples.

Photo Credit: @mj_day/Instagram

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    TitsAreNice 12/06/2013 15:52

    “…girls without any anatomical evidence of nipples.”

    And then the first pic features prominently protruding nipples. Once again Lex can’t even post something that matches the context whatsoever.

    Do us all a favor and catch the next train with the back of your head.

  2. avatar
    Yabbos 12/06/2013 16:27

    Hey TAN…sorry to interrupt your Lex rants; however: “…but if you can count on anything each March, it’s girls…” I know that it’s a long paragraph, and there’s much to read, but try to keep up with the context buddy.

  3. avatar
    Admiral 12/07/2013 00:10

    The question is, will anyone notice their faces aren’t showing?

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