The Kardashians take their annual Christmas card rather seriously. This isn't just Bo and Sissy and the kids in color coordinated jumpers on the beach with the beagle. This is a pointed portrait of self-expression and worth. Hence, the family figures out a way to look like pompous shitbuckets every Yuletide. This year, they upped their game by hiring legit photographer David LaChapelle to create a Hollywood whorescape for the girls only, and Bruce, the submissive tranny locked the Habitrail to the far right. It's not so much that the guys didn't want to be in the picture as it was they couldn't take away ten hours from banging women who don't give them the heebie jeebies to be a part of this laborious process. The Christmas photo itself will be mailed out to Kris' industry list and also superimposed with price tags below each girl to be used a menu ordering system for oil rich sultans in the U.A.E.
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