Another Look: The Kardashians Christmas Card Is Like Seasonal Greetings from Whoreland

By Lex December 02, 2013 @ 4:19 PM

The Kardashians Pose For Their 2013 Christmas Card Photographed By David LaChapelle
The Kardashians take their annual Christmas card rather seriously. This isn’t just Bo and Sissy and the kids in color coordinated jumpers on the beach with the beagle. This is a pointed portrait of self-expression and worth. Hence, the family figures out a way to look like pompous shitbuckets every Yuletide. This year, they upped their game by hiring legit photographer David LaChapelle to create a Hollywood whorescape for the girls only, and Bruce, the submissive tranny locked the Habitrail to the far right. It’s not so much that the guys didn’t want to be in the picture as it was they couldn’t take away ten hours from banging women who don’t give them the heebie jeebies to be a part of this laborious process. The Christmas photo itself will be mailed out to Kris’ industry list and also superimposed with price tags below each girl to be used a menu ordering system for oil rich sultans in the U.A.E.

Photo Credit: David LaChapelle/

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 12/02/2013 23:01

    The Wheaties box is a nice touch.

  2. avatar
    hyperion8 12/04/2013 00:10

    Being a sultan from a middle eastern country, your comment about me ordering from the Kardashian menu that was sent to my palace last week is in bad taste and I take offense. I have often ordered young white and occasionally asian girls, but I would never order something so used, old, banged up, broken in, cheap, and full of plastic like the items that was on the Kardashian menu. Much like American cars, American wine, or the stuff in the Kardashian menu, I’d never use anything that poorly made and the stats often enhanced or reviewed by blacks. On the other hand, you military hardware, which my military uses to oppress my troublesome citizens are excellent quality.

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