The Phil Robertson As Jesus Penis Sculpture Is Here

December 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Where there is controversy to be sculpted, you’ll find Daniel Edwards. Like so many who work in the sculpting medium, Daniel is a lighthearted free-spirit type of guy. His past works have included naked fat Oprah in a golden sarcophagus, Britney Spears giving birth on all fours, dead naked Paris Hilton in autopsy, and Hilary Clinton with female type boobs. They all have some accompanying social message that I really can’t bother to read because who can control their faculties after seeing Hillary Clinton or Oprah topless. The dead Paris Hilton doesn’t bother me so much, it’s a cautionary tribute to the perils of drunk driving. Now Daniel’s done and gone sculpted vagina-loving ass-hating Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty. He depicts Robertson as a crown of thorns Jesus cock with miserable looking Marriage Equality ducks as his nuts. I’m going to go ahead and say this represents Phil Robertson being a prick for using Jesus to hate on man-man love. But that’s just this layman’s interpretation. I’m more interested in how David Geffen plans to mount it after purchase.

Photo Credit: Daniel Edwards/Facebook

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