Tila Tequila Has New Hardcore Sex Tape Coming

By Jack December 16, 2013 @ 2:43 PM

Everyone’s favorite Asian slut-Hobbit, Tila Tequila, has another sex tape coming out and this time it’s with a dude. Reportedly the diminutive star of having a lot of Myspace friends has a video showing her doing some nasty pie stuff with a man. This is in contrast with her previous work in which she stuck to munching beav in a Vegas hotel room (that you probably occupied right after). The video will be released by purveyors of fine filth Vivid. No word yet as to when precisely Tila will be pretending she’s outraged over the tape’s release. Tila has made a surprise comeback in the last few weeks with syphilis dementia statements like Hitler not being such a bad guy and Paul Walker having been killed in an occult ritual by the Illuminati. People who say there’s no such thing as bad publicity will really be tested on this one. As will people trying to convince you why now is the time for pay five bucks to see Tila’s snatch.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Shastar 12/16/2013 15:38

    Hey, I’ll go check it out. Not like porn actually costs anything to anyone with an internet connection and I’m pretty sure Tila won’t give me the syphylherpegonneraids through my screen…

    I think…

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 12/16/2013 22:11

    Doesn’t she already have more than one porn tape? And wasn’t the first one with a dude?

  3. avatar
    pronto 12/23/2013 15:19

    Liked it!
    Both of her tapes TilaTequilaSexTapes.com are just awesome!

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