Tila Tequila Not Apologizing for Apologizing for Hitler

By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 1:49 PM

Tila Tequila Posts Photo Of Herself In Nazi Gear To Facebook
Just when you were pretty sure Tila Tequila was dead, nope. Still here. And telling the Jews to get over The Holocaust already.

I understand the Jewish people went through some shit too, but hey guess what?? SO DID THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED IN EVERY SINGLE WAR THST TOOK PLACE! You were NOT the only ones! So please, if the rest of us can forgive and forget maybe it’s time you do also!!!

Things started to head South for Tila right about the time one of her personalities decided to stop eating and then another decided to throw itself out of a building window. Granted, it was a first floor window so damage was largely superficial. Some people saw it as a cry for help. Other people saw it as the time to hire Michael Jackson’s doctor to help Tila finally get a good long napper. If they’d known Tila was being rebooted in a Nazi costume apologizing for Hitler, I bet more would have voted for the Propofol.

 I never said I hated anyone, but just because I fee sympathy, compassion, and forgiveness for others such as Hitler means I am now a monster? All for trying to open your eyes to the truth that Hitler was NOT as bad as he was painted out to be?

The story of Tila Tequila is really the story of Internet social media itself. She got popular for showing off her tits and kissing other girls, then she started talking and everybody started getting bored, and eventually it all turned into Nazi name calling. I’m going to go watch her sex tape again and pretend this never happened.

Photo Credit: Tila Tequila/Facebook, Instagram

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(8) Comments

  1. Admiral 12/10/2013 15:54

    Forgive the Nazis. First time I’ve ever heard that one. Girls are so dumb.

  2. BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 12/10/2013 19:23

    Ironically/coincidently the space between her eyes is the same size as my dick.

  3. Stiff Shots 12/10/2013 20:47

    Tila, meet Godwin’s Law. Godwin, meet Ms. Tequila. Now kiss and make up, you crazy kids…

    (“As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.”)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

  4. Kanye is an ass 12/10/2013 21:10

    Wait! She has a sex tape?! Where the hell was I when this came out?!

  5. Beylerbey 12/10/2013 21:45

    This is the only way they would let her onto Stormfront.

  6. Al Bundy 12/11/2013 01:40

    Here’s the trailer to her porn video. She does masturbation and a lot of girl/girl. She doesn’t have any sex with guys on the video. You can easily find the whole video on Pirate Bay torrent site.

    http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=679861195#!

  7. Shastar 12/11/2013 05:24

    I’d still do her, Nazi pariphenalia and all. I’d make her scream, “Ja Mein Fuherer! Tun Sie mir in den Arsch und machen mir zu trinken Ihre Hunde kommen!”

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