Tila Tequila’s upcoming sex tape looks to be really fucking strange. In this clip, (which has the nudity blacked out to make it completely worthless), Tila assumes the identity of an English chick named Ashley. She even puts on a bad Cockney accent reminiscent of Dick van Dyke in Marry Poppins. That weird voices and other craziness are a part of this skin flick isn’t a real shocker. The sex tape is coming from the same pint-sized lunatic who thinks the Illuminati killed Paul Walker and that Hitler was just a misunderstood emo boy. I wonder what other mysteries await in her sex tape? Will she expose the origins of Stonehenge by extracting beads from her ass in a dash-dot Morse code format? Will she make Prometheus a slightly less horrible film by explaining the motivation of the Engineers using only her creampie and an old quill pen. I guess as long as she screams in her Southeastern Asian-Texas accent I’ll watch. Or if it’s free.