Anne Hathaway In A Bikini

By Lex January 09, 2014 @ 1:52 PM

Anne Hathaway In A Bikini Top And Cover Up At The Beach In Hawaii
Anne Hathaway and her emasculated husband have been enjoying their Hawaiian getaway. It’s a good chance for Anne to be reclusive and self-important in a place with slightly nicer beaches. Slap on the top hat and order your bitch to tote your beach bag while you give the public a peek at your small serious actress boobs to remind them you’re fucking, Fantine, the singing dying prostitute who had to sell her hair. You can marry any effeminate man you want, just like Natalie Portman did after Black Swan. After onlookers were done masturbating uncontrollably to Anne’s boyish charms, she slapped her skinny gimp for forgetting her sandals and ordered vegan poi from room service. Soon it will be back to reality for Anne. Or, exactly the same.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Vegeta 01/10/2014 02:00

    Bravo. Srs. Amount of win in this blurb > 9000!

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    lorenebedi 01/12/2014 08:59

    aww, she’s so cute

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