Cara Delevingne And Michelle Rodriguez Make Knicks Game Watchable

By Lex January 08, 2014 @ 4:52 PM

Cara Delevingne And Michelle Rodriguez Get Drunk And Kiss At A Knicks Game In New York
The Knicks finally found a way to make Carmelo Anthony give a shit about something. Putting chicks courtside getting drunk and making out. Michelle Rodriguez came out as bisexual a couple months ago because she had nothing else to say during an interview so she mentioned enjoying snatch from time to time. Better than bullshit talk about ‘the craft’ of acting for sure. She and that British model with the creepy eyebrows got lit at the Knicks game and started pawing each other something fierce. Based on the results of a post-game poll, the Knicks are going to stop paying basketball for the rest of the season, converting remaining home games to Jumbotron shots of Michelle Rodriguez feeling up the titties of young models. Don’t tell me that’s not a major improvement.

Photo Credit: Getty

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(7) Comments

  1. 658811 01/08/2014 17:46

    If anything was ever worth a sextape…

  2. Beylerbey 01/08/2014 21:24

    I wonder if the carpet matches the incredibly lush, thick drapes in Cara’s case.

  3. BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 01/08/2014 22:32

    Michelle Rodriguez has a bigger dick than me. : (

  4. Milto 01/08/2014 23:59

    Gosh, I wonder if they knew they were being photographed?!? Why can’t these two just post their bi-curious, groin-teasing poser crap on their Twitter accounts like every other emotionally crippled, shallow narcissist in the entertainment industry? If Rodriguez didn’t whip out the strap-on at the game, she probably isn’t serious.

  5. Admiral 01/09/2014 00:31

    She seems like a fun chick to get drunk with. Uh, either one.

  6. 658811 01/09/2014 01:36

    I count at least 2 gay people in this post.

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