The Knicks finally found a way to make Carmelo Anthony give a shit about something. Putting chicks courtside getting drunk and making out. Michelle Rodriguez came out as bisexual a couple months ago because she had nothing else to say during an interview so she mentioned enjoying snatch from time to time. Better than bullshit talk about ‘the craft’ of acting for sure. She and that British model with the creepy eyebrows got lit at the Knicks game and started pawing each other something fierce. Based on the results of a post-game poll, the Knicks are going to stop paying basketball for the rest of the season, converting remaining home games to Jumbotron shots of Michelle Rodriguez feeling up the titties of young models. Don’t tell me that’s not a major improvement.
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