Chrissy Teigen Has Nice Boobs

January 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen got tons of people pissed off at the holidays when she posted a video of her husband choking her out as a Christmas card joke. Some people don’t find spousal abuse a subject for mirth and merriment. I think it’s hilarious. Especially when you’re fake choking somebody and things goes horribly wrong and they end up dead and you’re charged with murder. That is the real knee slapper. To divert attention, Chrissy showed off her boobs a lot. It really is a Get Out of Jail Free Card. Jodi Arias is going to fry in Arizona for playing the innocent covered up librarian bit. Whip out those honkers and flash the jury an eyeful. Nobody wants to put nice tits to death.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

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