Courtney Stodden Tits Just Got More Femininst

By Lex January 28, 2014 @ 2:49 PM

Courtney Stodden Looking Busty On A Date In Hollywood
Courtney Stodden says she just wants to be a normal 19-year old girl again. First step, divorce your old-man and find a relatively younger Hollywood type to career-advise you into letting him cum on your big fake titties in the back of his Sebring. Consider step one achieved. Courtney Stodden flashed her expensive yabbos out on a dinner date with some dude who claims to be a guy who produced a reality show for a cable station somewhere between the Mac Davis reprise channel and that one that always seems to be selling crappy looking Chinese sexy toys. Courtney is taking a lot of flack of late for being a no-talented clueless spray painted streetwalker with excessively flamboyant wardrobe choices. She decided to challenge the last part:

‘I actually feel that I’m a true feminist because I believe in women looking the way they want to look. I believe that real women support women.’

Hell, yes, sister. The main thing missing from modern Feminism really is big ole cheese filled cans. Feminists have struggled for years trying to sell their various wave nonsense, all the while leaving at least half their audience wondering why their boobs were so small and unhappy. Along comes Courtney Stodden to be the Obama like hope and change for the Feminist movement. She lives on her own, drives herself to the clinic when its time for the Shop-Vac®, and she has knockers the size of two mightily deformed baby gnu skulls. Women should look the way they want, with a special emphasis to women who want to look like successful Thai fishing village hookers. They’re the tip of the Feminist spear.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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(6) Comments

  1. BillGander 01/28/2014 15:11

    That’s what I like about you guys, you’re not afraid to make spelling mistakes in the headlines. Anybody can make errors in the articles, but it takes a true visionary to misspell a word in a much bigger font to make yourself look that much worse. Bravo!

  2. Admiral 01/28/2014 15:25

    I’m not sure she understand Feminism. The feminist movement was create and supported by the communist social movement in order to undermine the traditional roles of women in society – namely as caring mothers and loyal wives. Read the Communist Manifesto, it’s all there.

    This has largely been successful – most women in our modern society don’t want kids and are promiscuous whores that don’t honor their marriages.

    However, the times have changed somewhat. The ‘strong’ women in our society are now Conservative – they don’t like those Feminists/ Fascists telling them how to look or how to think or how to act.

  3. Admiral 01/28/2014 15:26

    Feminist women look how other feminist women tell them they should look. It’s the Feminists that are telling dumb girls like Stodden that they need giant boobs and national attention through media outlets in order to compete in this world. That’s not strength – that’s capitulation.

    In other words, Stodden is either a moron, listened to all the dumb advice given to her by all the stupid people she’s surrounded by, has become a slave to the Liberal media machine, or all of the above.

  4. Beylerbey 01/28/2014 17:11

    Bout fvcking time we had a Courtney update.

  5. Ted Stickles 01/28/2014 17:59

    She went from having a creepy old guy cum on her face to a guy with an asshole on his chin!!!

  6. Mud Nugget 01/29/2014 16:15

    Is her sex tape out yet?

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