Does This Make My Ass Look Not Fat?

January 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


There has to be a store where WWE Divas and rapper booty calls can go shopping for decent outfits to wear to the cotillion. Like the Xena store. But it can’t be all breast plates and Spandex. A woman needs to feel like a woman even when she’s shaped like a cartoon figure invented by a horny stoned dude. Some feminine tops that accentuate the Magnus ver Magnusson pectoral plate. Maybe some shuttle technology carbon woven fiber to highlight the female qualities in all twenty-seven acres of ass. I’m no fashion maven, but I do support the right of women who have designed their bodies for rapid sexual intercourse to be taken seriously.

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