I Think Shakira And Rihanna Are Having Sex

By Lex January 31, 2014 @ 4:45 PM

Shakira And Rihanna In Lingerie In The Music Video 'Can't Remember to Forget You'
Seeing a black chick and a midget get it on has been on my bucket list for just about forever. I’ve seen lots of diversity at the lesbian make-out rallies I attend hoping someday somebody there won’t look exactly like Camryn Manheim, but this is a new combo for me. Shakira and Rihanna are getting it on in support of whatever crappy song comes next. It’s the natural extension of these pop girls shaking their asses and being naked with tigers and the shit they’ve been doing to help you pay less attention to the music. Even girls are going to get randy when they’re naked with tigers. Shakira is from Colombia and Rihanna is from Barbados, so as always, you still have to go international to see hot lesbo shit on American TV.

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(4) Comments

  1. The Mildly Tanned Knight 01/31/2014 17:22

    This is the same obnoxious tease who JUST said in an interview that she’d never be naked because it was too sexual? Just take your clothes off…..nobody cares about your singing in the first place.

  2. Milto 01/31/2014 19:30

    Thank Miley Cyrus for starting the desperate slut/pop star arms race. It’s only a matter of time before one of them winds up squatting on a dildo.

  3. Beylerbey 01/31/2014 21:59

    In other words, two irrelevant people are having sex.

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