More From….Judd Apatow Prances to the Defense of Lena Dunham’s Fat Naked Ass

By Lex January 10, 2014 @ 4:05 PM

“I don’t get the purpose of all the nudity on the show. By you particularly. I feel like I’m walking into a trap where you say no one complains about the nudity on ‘Game of Thrones,’ but I get why they’re doing it. They’re doing it to be salacious. To titillate people. And your character is often naked at random times for no reason”

– TV critic, Tim Molloy, questioning Lena Dunham at TV Critics Association panel

A TV reporter had the nerve to ask the mighty Lena Dunham why she’s naked so much on her own TV show which I guess he’s forced to watch as part of his job. The response was a Vassar Womyn’s club litany of feminist knee jerkism by Dunham and her fellow show producers. Dunham defended her omnipresent bare Weebles body with the intellectual profundity of a seven-year old:

It’s because it’s a realistic expression of what it’s like to be alive, I think, and I totally get it. If you are not into me, that’s your problem.

Oh, fuck, coming soon, Lena Dunham taking a post-Sbarro dump on camera. The last thing we need from Lena Dunham is more honest portrayals of human existence in all its grit.

Girls producer Jenni Konner asked Tim Molloy why he thought he even had the right to talk to a woman like that. What? Asking Dunham why she was so obviously infatuated with being naked on camera. She shows her IHOPs on camera more than any other actress on television. It’s her own show. She’s not being pushed by some ratings hungry producer to flash her saggy bags. She’s insisting on it.

Judd Apatow worked overtime to make himself the biggest ass of the session, jumping to defend Lena’s feminist integrity, He told Molloy that even asking why Lena she was naked so much on Girls was sexist, offensive, and misogynistic, using all three buzz words to make sure everybody was clear that he liked to use big words without any real thought behind them. Maybe he was just trying to ensure another round of awards from Hollywood or just score point so that his wife wouldn’t make him sleep in the dog bed tonight.

Apatow then asked Molloy if he had a girlfriend and if she is happy knowing that her boyfriend is a sexist offensive misogynist who almost made Lena Dunham squirt onion ring grease out of her eyes. Apatow asked the TV critic to re-examine his Cro-magnon ways and only come back when he too has a soft-chinned pussy beard that reflexively quivers in fear around women. Then everybody stopped talking for a minute to gather themselves in their shells of self-importance waiting for some chick from People magazine or E! to ask a softball question.

I really need to hit something.

(9) Comments

  1. avatar
    BillGander 01/10/2014 16:28

    Holy shit, man. Do you guys not even read the site before you make a post? You didn’t think Travis did a good enough job covering this “story” five hours ago? You needed to do it yourself to make sure it was extra asshole-y? Just like the Chelsea Handler ass picture story. Maybe you should do that one a third time to really drive your point home.

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    The Black 01/10/2014 16:36

    Wow, their knee jerk reactions to the question are pretty telling. The real answer: We think it gives us cheap street cred with our target audience: pseudo intellectual fugglies, who are sick and tired of only seeing girls on TV that they will never look like. It’s not about entertainment for them, it’s about catharsis. And somehow this makes the target audience feel that this show more than just a standard soap opera, except with ugly girls, but it isn’t really.

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    B A Baracus 01/10/2014 16:52

    Clah-sic knee-jerk reaction to a valid question – attack the reporter personally. Kudos to Dunham and Apatow for their ducking the question. They probably should watch Bill Belichick to get more lessons.

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    PunkA 01/10/2014 16:56

    Was a fair question. I mean, why isn’t Alison Williams, or zosia Mamet, or Jemima Kirke getting all down and naked whenever then, you know, since it’s “real life”??

    It is just Lena, and it is gratuitous on her part, calculated, and she just got exposed and does not like it, so they threw out the feminist playbook insults in a ridiculous way, and all looked stupid as a result.

    By the way, Dunham’s “if you don’t like me, that’s your problem” answer was bullshit. It is her problem. She does it willingly for her own show, and if people don;t like it, rating will suffer.

    I give this shitbomb one more season, because Dunham is insufferable, takes herself far too seriously, and is grating.

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    PunkA 01/10/2014 16:58

    PS, Shia LeBouef is trolling the hell out of her, but she isn’t even smart enough to figure it out.

    Again, no sense of humor, little self awareness. But plenty of hubris.

  6. avatar
    aquanetta jones 01/10/2014 17:24

    Please stop talking about this yeti of a woman walking around naked….I now have explosive sharts and a massive boner

  7. avatar
    Beylerbey 01/10/2014 20:26

    Always thought Apatow was a pussy-whipped little manchild.

    Having read his responses to the question, I now think he’s a soon-to-be-divorced, pussy-whipped little manchild.

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    Al Bundy 01/11/2014 01:22

    Would have been funny if Apatow wasn’t really thinking and quickly blurted back at Tim Molloy: “Would you still be asking that question if it was a good looking woman playing Lena’s part?”

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    Beylerbey 01/11/2014 22:04


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