Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Took a Romantic Segway Ride Together

By Travis January 03, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

What’s that old saying? Once you go guys who think they’re black, you never go back? That seems to apply to Selena Gomez this week, as she was out riding Segways with her old boyfriend and the supposedly-retired King of the Douchebags, Justin Bieber, in Calabasas yesterday. But for all we know, Justin could have really, truly cleaned up his act and promised Selena that he’d be a better boyfriend and person to her, as long as she’d be willing to give him another chance at love. And then as soon as she left his place, he’d ask his friend what he had for lunch and then Justin would burp, blow it in his face and say, “I had pussy.”

Photo Credits: WENN.com

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(1) Comment

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    Beylerbey 01/03/2014 14:51

    I think it’s “Once you go black, we don’t want you back.”

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