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Justin Bieber Flees to Panama

January 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Not since Manuel Noriega used to throw chickens out in the pueblocitos has anybody received such uproarious Panamanian welcome as Justin Bieber. Like so many small angry criminals before him, Bieber grabbed his lawless skeez Chantel and fled from Miami to Panama in the dead of the night. Justin and Chantel were seen the next morning parasailing and hanging out with some brews on the beach. For Bieber, Central America provides the perfect balance of lawlessness and lawlessness. The drinking age in Panama is 18. Also, you can kill poor people with your rented Lamborghini for $5 a head. Rumor is that Usher has flown down to Panama for an all-hands intervention with his protege. Though it could also be because of their lax views on pederasty. For a couple hundred bucks, you can live like a Roman Emperor down there.

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