Justin Bieber’s Friends Are Mad At The LAPD

While people across the world were dying from war, famine and disease, cable news channels were covering the most important event of the week: LAPD officers raiding Justin Bieber‘s house because he allegedly egged his neighbor. Obviously we eat this shit up, because fuck that stupid dickhead and his entourage of entitled shmucks, but actual news channels covering it over a school shooting in New Mexico? Get the fuck out of here. Besides, why do we need news channels offering bullshit analysis on situations like this when we have people like Kylie Jenner who can Retweet the hottest opinions with authority?

Bieber’s producer Maejor Ali was furious over the raid on his friend’s home, and he let the LAPD have it. “Thousands of tax payers dollars were just WASTED by sending 12 ARMED officers with GUNS DRAWN in Justin Bieber’s home to search for Eggs,” Ali Tweeted. “Meanwhile people in Urban communities have a hard time getting ONE officer to come out for DANGEROUS crimes ..So many unsolved murders/rapes,” he added. And he’s so right, because why the fuck should we stop some shithead from allegedly causing $20,000 of damage to his neighbor’s house when there are so many other people to help?

Obviously, the easy solution is to just blame Bieber for all of the murders and rapes and call it a day.

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