Kanye Might’ve Assaulted a Teenager Who Said Racist Things to Kim

By Lex January 13, 2014 @ 6:23 PM

You know you’re not supposed to even talk to Kanye. Kanye’s sphere of privacy continues on well past his Jesus-mandated zone of hearing distance and extends to his baby mama, wherever she may be. She’s like an embassy. No matter where she is, she’s Kanye soil. So when some teen in a Beverly Hills medical building calls Kim a stupid slut and a n***er lover, you know Yeezus Hulk is coming to do some smashing. Kanye found the rather impolite young man inside a chiropractor’s office and went dukes up while Kim screamed out, ‘we have it all on tape’. I’m not even sure what they have on tape. Maybe she meant Kanye banging her in the Bentley while Bruce Jenner rolled tape and dreamed of being the woman. Maybe they do have this idiot on camera mouthing his racial slurs. Unfortunately, Kanye and his bank account will soon find out that even heinous hecklers have the legal right not to be hunted down and beat up just for being verbal assholes. Also, that bit about ‘stupid slut’ might be defensible under the truth can’t be libel axiom.

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(5) Comments

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    Beylerbey 01/13/2014 20:40

    They should give that kid a medal.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 01/13/2014 20:42

    “Also, that bit about ‘stupid slut’ might be defensible under the truth can’t be libel axiom.”

    Then so can the other part, genius.

  3. avatar
    Milto 01/13/2014 21:22

    “we have it all on tape” means the missing part of her sex tape where where Ray J pisses on her.

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    Exador 01/14/2014 09:15

    What teenager is going yell n**ger lover? One that just walked out of 1950s Alabama?
    This sounds like Kim is not getting enough spotlight and needs to get in the tabloids. I’d bet they hired this mysterious teenager for stumpy to “beat up”.
    Watch how no lawsuit ever comes out of this.

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    Maybe_Observer 01/29/2014 17:39

    Beylerbey…..

    “Also, that bit about ‘stupid slut’ might be defensible under the truth can’t be libel axiom.”

    Then so can the other part, genius.

    The part about “lover” would be laughed out of court if defense raised it…..Kim loves cash….nothing else…..

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