Kanye Wants Kim On The Cover Of Vogue

Kanye West is being a huge pain in the ass to Anna Wintour to get his slutty wife on the cover of Vogue. Kanye was reportedly spotted chewing Wintour’s ear off in Beverly Hills to plead Kim’s case. Anna Wintour is the notorious white witch editor of Vogue and she controls who gets the cover. It’s seen as the pinnacle of glamour for the ladies. Which is exactly why Wintour doesn’t want a big-booty whore that’s only famous for getting pissed on and laying famous black celebrities to be on the cover. Wintour doesn’t like Kim and thinks she lacks class. But that isn’t stopping Kanye from pimping his lady to her.

I don’t see why he’s so fixated on this. Print media is pretty much dead. Magazines only exist to give older people something to read at the dentist’s office. Everybody else is on the phone or iPad. Men don’t even buy nudie magazines anymore to whack off. Who gives a shit if she isn’t on the cover? Is she not getting enough attention as it is? If he just waits, Vogue will eventually be desperate enough to give in so that the four million strong retard Kardashian fan base army might pluck up their magazine and stop the sales bleed. When it’s time for lowest common denominator marketing, that’s when you call Kim.