Kardashian Baby Raises the Whorecrux for New Year’s

By Lex January 01, 2014 @ 12:28 PM

Kardashian hustler training begins early for the girls. The feel of precious stones in the palm of the hand during the infant years, the ability to determine the true pre-tax income of a suitor from just the taste of his bodily fluids, and, naturally, vomiting to keep trim. By the time she’s not allowed to go to kindergarten, North will be able to tell the cut, clarity, carart, and color of this stone with just a simple sniff. Convincing a drunk Kanye that her vagina was actually her ass was just step one for Kim Kardashian’s diabolical progeny plan. Now the real training begins. The whore grows strong in this one.

Photo credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    MagicMarker 01/01/2014 18:09

    Stop posting about the Kardshians

  2. avatar
    LoK 01/02/2014 12:07

    Seconded

    But I cant resist: I ain’t sayin’ shes a gold digger…

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