Katy Perry Prayed for Big Tits

By Lex January 21, 2014 @ 6:50 PM

Katy Perry Poses For The February 2014 Issue Of GQ Magazine
While her parents were praying for the mortal destruction of gays and Jews, Katy Perry was praying for big tits. According to her heavily managed interview in GQ magazine, it’s all Katy ever wanted as a little girl:

“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’”

Once God granted her wish for big yabbos, Katy prayed to God that she could make millions of billions of dollars from them. Then she prayed for Russell Brand’s dick to fall off and for people not to notice that all her songs sounded the same. Most or all of those came true as well. Meanwhile, I’ve prayed to God for the chance to have sex with Katy for six years straight now without so much as a bare tit peek to show for it. Maybe I should start asking Satan.

Photo Credit: GQ Magazine

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(3) Comments

  1. Ted Stickles 01/22/2014 12:18

    She got her tits and also had a hairy unfunny lymie on her for 2 years

  2. Beylerbey 01/22/2014 16:26

    Talk about a Faustian bargain.

  3. Beylerbey 01/22/2014 16:27

    Also, every time I see “yabbos” I think JABO, the old German term for ground-attack aircraft.

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