Kesha’s Nipples Are Missing, But That Doesn’t Take Away from Her Triumph

January 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

For Kesha, it’s not enough just to be a true musical non-genius. She wants to be derided for her crass and raunchy fig bits showing in her music videos as well. Only with total deprecation will she ever find true peace. In her new music video for Dirty Love, the newly face sutured Kesha goes to the great lengths of digitally erasing her nipples lest anybody find something worthwhile in her screeching performance.

Champagne tastes like piss to me
I just want your dirty fucking filthy love

She’s suffering for her art so that we may suffer as well. At some point, this miserable merry-go-round will stop, everybody will climb off to vomit, and Kesha will be left as the rusted dumping ground for homeless denizen. I give it maybe two or three more weeks.

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