Kim and Kanye Denied a Versailles Wedding

By Lex January 21, 2014 @ 6:19 PM

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Lunch In Paris
if fairytales involved smugness and sexual obsession and pandering and mental illness and cynical promotion and out of wedlock babies, then Kim and Kanye would be a fairytale romance for the ages. And where else to host a fairytale wedding but a palace in France. Though recently denied their destiny on earth to be married at Versailles, Kim and Kanye continue to tour France for palacial venue options for a pre-sold TV packaged wedding of the century. France affords the the spectacle of a grand European wedding without the nuisance of outstanding battery and assault charges on the groom. Also, most of the men Kim has used and conned through the years live in the U.S. so they’re unlikely to scream out ‘Because she’s a fucking whore!’ in the audience when the minister asks that ‘If anyone knows a reason…’ question. It could only be more fairytale perfect if these two human stains were consumed by dragon fire.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INFphoto.com

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(1) Comment

  1. B A Baracus 01/21/2014 18:22

    *palatial

    On a snow day, that’s the only thing worth commenting on totally lame posts. A sad day at the once great WWTDD.

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