Kim Jong Un Ordered His Uncle Eaten By Hunting Dogs

By Lex January 03, 2014 @ 7:13 PM

Every dog will have his day. Including Kim Jong Un’s hunting dogs who got to eat his Uncle and his top aides who were all convicted of attempting to overthrow the Kim’s dictatorship in North Korea. They were also charged with being mean to women, as an homage to the few feminists in the country who survived their latest rounds of torture. According to a Hong Kong newspaper, Kim Jong Un watched on as his ravenous dogs ate his Uncle and Uncle’s cronies down to and through the bone. He then shared a large Domino’s half an half with Dennis Rodman while the two watched LOL kittens on YouTube. It’s kind of sick to order such a killing, but I have to admit, once ordered, I’d probably watch it too. Not something you see everyday in North Korea. It’s usually ravenous people eating the dogs.

(4) Comments

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    Admiral 01/04/2014 10:34

    And what’s Obama going to do about it? Not a fυcking thing.

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    TheAlchemist 01/06/2014 14:28

    Your supposed to feed them to pigs.

    You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sieving’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

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    Beylerbey 01/06/2014 18:20

    +1 for Brick Top reference

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    mercury 01/07/2014 15:21

    Fake story

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