Kim Kardashian Wraps Herself in Fat-Protective Carbon Mesh

January 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

In addition to reining in the copious amounts of body fat that you can’t photoshop out in real life, Kim Kardashian’s new carbon mesh containment system (CMCS) protects her from shark attack and skin-to-skin gonorrhea. It also renders her radar signature to be half her native size, so 2’6″ and 75 pounds when nobody in the family is cycling. Kim whipped out her superhero costume for a big meeting in Beverly Hills where smart people would use the word ‘strumpet’ so that Kim wouldn’t realize they were talking about her as she dumbly nodded and held her breath. Even carbon mesh has its tensile limits.

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

Tags: kim kardashian

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on wwtdd.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.