Kylie And Kendall Jenner Help the Economy

By Lex January 20, 2014 @ 5:20 PM

Kylie And Kendall Jenner At A Photo Shoot In Los Angeles
Whenever I read about the record number of people in schools and colleges, and the record number of people out of the work force, I keep thinking maybe we could all learn a thing or two from the whorishly clever Kardashian family. Instead of spending their days in a building being mocked for their stunted intellectual capacity, these girls gave up the fantasy of education and went straight into well paying jobs. The Jenners aren’t particularly better looking than half the sorority girls at USC currently paying $45,000 a year to learn about pottery and where chlaymidia comes from. But they’re earners. Adding to the great economic engine that is our nation’s strength. Kylie and Kendall Jenner are America. And America is about to get naked for some serious cash.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

(1) Comment

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    Beylerbey 01/20/2014 17:24

    They’re just lucky that swarthy is still fashionable, although even that seems to be on the downturn of late.

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