Soccer will never catch on in the U.S. until they add a halfcourt rule and a shot clock of some kind. That’s what turned the NBA into a multibillion dollar sport. Getting Italian party girls into the mix isn’t such a bad rule idea either. Short Latinos and tall Germans might make for fun viewing once every four years, but you line up eleven professional escorts with huge yabbos in thongs on either side of the pitch and you suddenly have the second best foreign sport to women’s handball.
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