Lauren Tannehill Leaves An AR-15 In The Trunk Of Her Rental Car

By Lex January 16, 2014 @ 3:00 PM

Lauren Tannehill Leaves An Assault Riffle In The Trunk Of A Rental Car
Let’s start with the assumption that hot blond women can do pretty much whatever the hell they want. Still, you probably shouldn’t leave your AR-15 in the back of your rental car for the next driver to find.  The rifle is registered to Miami QB Ryan Tannehill, but it was left in the rental by his cheerleader model wife Lauren. Ryan apparently is an avid hunter of shit you kill with an AR-15, like coyotes, boar, or Red Army Communist Chinese soldiers storming into Texas to take the Alamo. Because rental car companies named E-Z Rent don’t necessarily completely clean their vehicles between customers, a timid middle aged lady from New York on vacation in Florida with her daughter was the one to find the rifle in the trunk. They called the cops but not before they both freaked the shit out:

Oh my God, it’s a gun. I think I’m going to throw up.

And there you have the difference between people from New York and people from the South discovering an AR-15 in the trunk of their rental car. Where I lived in George, this would have been the start of one awesome evening of drinking and target practice.

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(3) Comments

  1. deliminator 01/16/2014 16:17

    “Where I lived in George”

    All the people calling you gay were right! I guess at least you’re a top and not a bottom.

  2. Hugh G. Rection 01/16/2014 17:13

    That is a pretty sweet looking AR. The Eotech red dot sight with the 3x magnifier is nice, although I prefer Aimpoints myself. That is at least $1500 worth of rifle, maybe much more if its a high-end gun like a LaRue or Noveske.

    The little lady’s gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do when she gets back home.

  3. Admiral 01/16/2014 19:57

    Nice rifle! Looks like he spared no expense. I like the wife, too.

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