Lindsay Lohan Is The Most Important Person In London

Still clearly devastated over the “theft” of her laptop that contained a bunch of naked pictures of her that we’ll probably see in the next week or so, Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend in London, and even hit the town with an unknown male friend on Saturday night. No big deal, sure, except that Lindsay and her friend called the local police to provide them an escort and make the paparazzi stop taking their pictures. The cops reportedly blocked traffic for 10 minutes while Lindsay walked out of the house, almost exposing her crotch, and got in her car, before following her car to ensure her safety. Criticism aside, the world already suffered from the loss of Princess Di under similar circumstances, so it’s better safe than sorry with this equally important angel of a woman.

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