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Lindsay Lohan Is The New Queen Of England

January 15, 2014 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

We teach children not to feed wild animals because they can become dependent on humans as a food source and it fucks up the whole circle of life. Consider Lindsay Lohan a rabid, tired-looking raccoon and the London police are a stupid little kid that just gave her a giant platter of lobster. Three nights ago, police in London reportedly provided a free escort for Lindsay and her male companion for their night out, which seemed a bit preposterous for a washed up 27-year old with the voice of one of those awful anti-smoking ads. But according to WENN, the police were back last night to play security detail for Lindsay, with at least six officers standing by to make sure she and her friends could drive as fast as they wanted.

The only way this is acceptable is if the police figured wasting all of this money and manpower on one stupid girl was necessary to avoid pedestrian deaths from inevitable drunk driving, or if they’re going to plant cocaine on her. Either way, she’s London’s problem now, no take backs.

Photo Credits: Will Alexander/WENN.com

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