Michael Bay Implodes On Stage (VIDEO)

By Michael January 07, 2014 @ 1:04 PM

Michael Bay fell to pieces on stage at a Samsung press conference in Vegas yesterday. The director of cinematic classic like Armageddon and Transformers was brought on to talk about Samsung’s new ultra high definition TVs. Because, you know, he doesn’t have enough fucking money that he needs to shill consumer electronics to sweaty fat Americans. The hissy fit happened when his teleprompter began to malfunction during his truly from the heart remarks. He paced around in a circle muttering that he was just going to wing it and eventually just walked off stage and left the presenter in the lurch. The audience broke into applause when they realized that’s all it took to rid themselves of Michael Bay.

(5) Comments

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    Neopopulas 01/07/2014 13:30

    that was actually sad to watch.

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    Maybe_Observer 01/07/2014 14:05

    “Creative” types….who can’t create??

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    Hugh G. Rection 01/07/2014 16:12

    He’s got the same attention span that I seem to get when I watch his movies.

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    Beylerbey 01/07/2014 16:51

    I remember him throwing a fit when Rolling Stone called Armageddon a “spirit-deadening hack-job,” or something like that. He actually wrote a letter to the editor defending the film because it made a lot of money.

    That’s what he is, really: a technician. No one wants to hear a technician’s opinion, but we’ll ask anyway.

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    Al Bundy 01/07/2014 21:58

    Holy crap that was creepy weird. He looked like Rainman whenever got flustered.

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