Michael Bay fell to pieces on stage at a Samsung press conference in Vegas yesterday. The director of cinematic classic like Armageddon and Transformers was brought on to talk about Samsung’s new ultra high definition TVs. Because, you know, he doesn’t have enough fucking money that he needs to shill consumer electronics to sweaty fat Americans. The hissy fit happened when his teleprompter began to malfunction during his truly from the heart remarks. He paced around in a circle muttering that he was just going to wing it and eventually just walked off stage and left the presenter in the lurch. The audience broke into applause when they realized that’s all it took to rid themselves of Michael Bay.
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