Miley Cyrus Naked on W

By Jack January 31, 2014 @ 4:02 PM

The cover of next month’s W magazine has been leaked online and it shows a naked Miley Cyrus writhing on a bed. She’s wearing nothing but some jewelry and a strategically placed pillow. I would find this picture shocking if I wasn’t so used to seeing this bitch naked. At this point it’s like looking at my cat lick its anus clean. It used to shock me but now that I’ve seen it every day for years it’s sort of old hat. She’s also wearing a long blond wig in the picture so that her normal short lesbian-like Peter Pan look doesn’t ruin the sexy vibe of the picture. No word as to how the picture was leaked. Probably some W magazine intern with a fetish for naked women with bleached eyebrows hugging pillows to their vaginas. Or Miley’s mom. Vegas is leaning toward the latter.

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(3) Comments

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