Don’t let that smile fool you. This chick just swam 1800 nautical miles to get to America. She’s got a real estate mogul husband in her future in the least. I don’t know what country she came from, but let’s call it Rest of the World Not As Good As America-stan. We’re one of the blessed few lands where attractive women born in any field clinic, hut, or yurt around the world dreams of moving to. Why not be a sexual object in a land where it actually pays more than moose fur and shiny stones? Welcome to the Land of Opportunity. If you have a slightly chubby sister who’s happy with just Applebees and taking a shit indoors, tell her to start swimming now. She can stay at my place.
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