Paris Hilton Pressed Play On Her Laptop For New Year’s Eve

Because people are stupid, Paris Hilton was greeted by a bunch of her fans when she arrived at the Hyde Bellagio on Tuesday night to continue to pretend that she’s a DJ for a New Year’s Eve party. It’s absolutely amazing that Paris is reportedly one of the highest paid DJs in the world, because not only does she seem like the kind of person who would be confused by the simplest buttons on her iTunes control panel, but her own music is the stuff that nightmares are made of. Normally, I’d ask that we all pledge to make 2014 the year that we push Paris and other similar celebrities into irrelevance, but I have a feeling that she’ll only keep playing tired ass techno music until she’s eventually welcoming Prime Minister Justin Bieber at his swearing in.

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