It's going to be forever difficult for anybody to outdo Whitney Houston's bathtub performance at the pre-Grammy party two years ago, but Paris Hilton is taking a stab at it. Recognized as a major recording artist herself in several Persian Gulf nations, Paris sewed herself a dress meant to look like she was showing off the place where she hides her cocaine from the police. But it's all just an elaborate illusion of shadow and cloth and Valtrex salve. Paris is no wasted racist kid anymore. She's turning 33 next month. You can really see her blossoming into a mature woman. Well, you can almost see.
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