Paris Hilton’s Breasts Will Save Haiti

Despite the fact that this weekend was supposed to be all about the biggest stars in Hollywood and the hard work they put into the TV shows and movies that are honored at the Golden Globes by people who love having their asses kissed, a lot of really big stars took some time to give back on Saturday, as they attended Sean Penn’s third annual Help Haiti Home Gala in Beverly Hills. There was no greater star in attendance than Paris Hilton, though, as the world’s most talented and successful DJ hit up the red carpet and arched her back so people were tricked into believing she has large breasts. Unfortunately, Pam Anderson soon walked by, causing the photographers to ask, “Hey, who’s that boy with the long blonde hair in the pink dress again?”

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