Sharon Osbourne Throws Her Soup on Jonah Hill’s Relatively Fatter Brother

According to ace on the scene reporter, Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osborune didn’t take kindly to music manager Jordan Feldstein taking a dig at her son Jack during the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Nobody was close enough to hear the precise put down, but it’s Jack Osbourne, so there’s a decent amount of material there. You may recall that Jordan Feldstein briefly married Clint Eastwood’s daughter in Vegas last Fall before she sobered up and realized how fat and sweaty Jordan was and that she already had family money.

“I love Sharon, but after last night I kind of love her more. Sharon dumped some stuff on him (Jordan Feldstein) like a plate of food and some water to wake him up and said, ‘Don’t fuck with my family.” — Cyndi Lauper, eyes on the ground.

First of all, who doesn’t admire the hell out of Sharon Osbourne. When you think about all that wonderful shit she does that doesn’t come to mind at all. So she lied about having her vagina replastered. A pittance compared to so many benevolent acts like stuff I can’t think of or find on Google. I’m with Cyndi. Don’t let some fat fuck rip on your largely unemployed adult son. Though I would note that in the wild even rather fiercely protective moms do let their weaker offspring trail far enough behind to no longer be a bother.

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