Shia LaBeouf And His Crown of Thorns

By Michael January 10, 2014 @ 1:10 PM

Noted original thinker Shia Labeouf is threatening to quit public life after being accused of plagiarism. It all started when the shit nugget was caught taking credit for a story written by Dan Clowes. He then apologized by sky writing “I’m sorry Dan Clowes” but then turned around and tried to plagiarize Clowes again. When Clowes’ attorneys sent him a cease and desist letter, this moron posted pics of the document. So, like the cowardly fuck wad that he is, he is threatening to leave the spotlight. I thought the fact that he’s now doing unwatchable indie films with his shlong hanging out had effectively done that but I guess not. He Tweeted,

“In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. My love goes out to those who have supported me. #stopcreating.”

He could probably list the names of those who supported him within his 140 character limit on Twitter. Like his imaginary friend Rick who reminds Shia how great artists and thinkers through the ages have been tormented for their genius. And then Rick suggests that Shia is closer to Jesus than he thinks, then Shia laughs off the comparison, but deep down he knows Rick is telling the truth. This guy isn’t retiring from crap.

(2) Comments

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    658811 01/10/2014 13:30

    Good riddance. means I won’t have to put up with his autistic mug any longer! Thank god it’s friday, all the good news comes out this day!

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    PunkA 01/10/2014 16:50

    How the “smart” people involved haven’t been able to figure out that Shia is just trolling every single one of them now is beyond me. It is totally a big joke, except the joke is on all the idiots taking themselves far too seriously.

    Shia is the big winner here.

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