Shia LaBeouf came out of “retirement” to address a joke Jim Carrey made at the Golden Globes. On Sunday’s broadcast the formerly funny Carrey mocked Shia’s plagiarism scandal by saying, “Dying is easy. Comedy is hard… I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that.” The rapidly unretired Labeouf, decided that he had to hit back the only way he knows how: with unattributed quotes and nonsense. He Tweeted,
“If you explain @JimCarrey you’ve killed him, Nobody knows if it’s for real or not. That way he’s immortal.”
Ummmm, what the fuck are you talking about, Shia? Are you high on borrowed weed? He went on to insult Carrey with a YouTube video of his daughter’s band. He then apologized for implying that Ace Ventura was a bad dad:
“Jim Carrey states that he is deeply involved in his daughter’s life – I accept that, regret Tweet on the matter. Apologies to both parents.”
Then, in the only honest thing he’s said in a while, he Tweeted, “I’M NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!” That’s fairly accurate. Though he could have gone with “‘I’M STILL A DICK!” or “I’LL VIOLATE MY OWN ASS TODAY!” If I was Jim Carrey I’d be pissed. Dan Clowes got a skywriting apology and all Carrey received was a nonsensical Tweet. I’d send him a basket full of Me, Myself, and Irene DVDs as a way of saying, “Apology not accepted, bitch”.