Shia LaBeouf Plagiarizes His Plagiarism Defense

If you've ever thought to yourself, man, I wish I could delve deeper into the twat hole that is Shia LeBeouf, now is your chance. The pseudo intellectual just can't seem to keep his plagiarizing trap shut, now stealing quotes from famous artists and thinkers, to provide his own profound defense on why he's not just a common thief. In an impromptu exchange with BleedingCool.com, Shia blathers on and on like a Freshman Lit major who just got high for the first time. Among his pearls of mostly stolen wisdom:

Authorship is censorship Should God sue me if I paint a river?
Yes, dumb-ass. That's precisely what you did in stealing words and scenes and characters from a book you didn't write for you own movie. You painted a landscape and then God took you to court. Also, that guy who mugged you last week wasn't stealing your wallet, he was just returning leather back to the cow and paper money back to Faunus, Lord of the forest. Unlike that Freshman Lit major who eventually will have to sober up and get s real job, Shia is probably with us in his cock-face form forever. Lock your copyrights up safely at night.

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