Shia LaBeouf Terrorizes England (VIDEO)

When people hate you in America, you go to England. Madonna went. So did Gwyneth Paltrow. I think Nixon went there, though I could be thinking of China. Shia LaBeouf went to London, got drunk, and picked a fight with a dude who made fun of Shia’s girlfriend’s mother. That seems pretty damn obscure if you think about all the nasty things you’d want to say to Shia LaBeouf if you were drunk in a bar.

What are you saying about my girl’s mom? Are you f**king kidding me bro?

TMZ is calling it a brawl, which is an interesting choice of hyperboles given that nobody actually even threw a punch. It’s mostly just Shia acting like a tough guy he once saw in a movie. I think at one point Shia called Bumblebee for help, but even Bumblebee thinks he’s an asswipe and was low on petrol to boot. It’s just Shia against the world. This badass wouldn’t have it any other way.