I could tell you this chick’s name, but it’s too late for her, she’s always been absorbed by The Others. Fuck, she’s pretty hot too. I wonder if they did any anal probing. I would have raised my tentacle to volunteer for that. The 138 Water cult has returned for another round of subterfuge, laying the groundwork for the pending alien invasion. And I don’t mean Guatemalan abuelas with tuberculosis. I’m talking sticky fingered extraterrestrials who will fuck with our right to have sex with ugly people and feel okay about it. It’s probably too late to do anything about this so just keep watching your American football and look to the southeast for signs of the reckoning.
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