You Sure Showed Us, Madonna

Last week, 55-year old pop music afterthought Madonna got everything she could have ever wanted when people became furious with her for using the hashtag “#disnigga” when she posted a photo of her son David Banda Mwale Ciccone Ritchie on Instagram. Madonna apologized for being so hip and edgy at her age and assured everyone that she’s not racist, because she’s far more of an ignorant, desperate old woman than she is a hate monger. So to prove that she’s not racist and only used the word as a term of affection for her son, Madonna brought David to the Grammys last night, and they dressed like Lucille Bluth’s worst nightmare at Motherboy. Later, Madonna would perform with Macklemore and Ryan Lewis as dozens of couples were actually married on stage, and David probably sat in back, watching everyone’s coats.

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