Short of killing a country singer or jumping in a time machine and blowing Tommy Mottola, there aren’t any easy ways left to break into show business. This Ana Braga chick came from Brazil with a plan. To get her tits a little taste of the American Dream. Maybe that’s vice-versa. The fact is, you can’t expect your tits to become famous if they’re hidden away like a cloistered nun’s vagina. Air those babies out, display them like they’re your corn-raised heifers at the State Fair. Get that blue ribbon pinned to your chest, though not in an area that would cause deflation. Become famous, be somebody important, and you, my dear, will have earned that wet bikini bottom of yours. Shit must be horrible in Brazil.
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