Ana Braga Takes Off Her Bikini Top

By Lex February 21, 2014 @ 3:32 PM

Ana Braga Takes Off Her Pink Bikini Top At The Beach In Miami

Short of killing a country singer or jumping in a time machine and blowing Tommy Mottola, there aren’t any easy ways left to break into show business. This Ana Braga chick came from Brazil with a plan. To get her tits a little taste of the American Dream. Maybe that’s vice-versa. The fact is, you can’t expect your tits to become famous if they’re hidden away like a cloistered nun’s vagina. Air those babies out, display them like they’re your corn-raised heifers at the State Fair. Get that blue ribbon pinned to your chest, though not in an area that would cause deflation. Become famous, be somebody important, and you, my dear, will have earned that wet bikini bottom of yours. Shit must be horrible in Brazil.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

(4) Comments

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    RustyShackleford 02/21/2014 17:31

    It’s almost as if she knew exactly what angle the paparazzi would be shooting from… but they couldn’t possibly be in cahoots, could they?

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    tonyk 02/21/2014 21:09

    At least we’re calling them tits. That’s progress. :)

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/21/2014 23:40

    You can see her boob job scars in pic #9.

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