Bruce Jenner Is Turning Into a Beautiful Butterfly

By Lex February 11, 2014 @ 2:57 PM

Bruce Jenner Steps Out With Highlights and No Adam's Apple In Los Angeles
Bruce Jenner emerged from his Adam’s Apple reduction surgery looking like a completely new not man. Months ago Bruce mentioned that he really hated the way his trachea looked so it’s great that he finally got that disfigurement addressed. I guess one of the side effects from the procedure is the appearance of highlights in your hair and lady’s designer glasses. When the Keeping Up With the Kardashians episodes airs where Bruce Jenner screams at Khloe that he can give Lamar Odom what she never could, I’m building a rocket ship and leaving this planet.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(5) Comments

  1. TheAlchemist 02/11/2014 15:07

    Shotgun!!

  2. Beylerbey 02/11/2014 16:11

    Just thinking about your trachea proves you’re not a man.

  3. StepheniePartysdyl 02/11/2014 18:19

    I just got paid $7500 working off my computer this month. And if you think that’s cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $8k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, >>>>>>>>Y­E­L­L­W­O­R­K.­­ℭ­­Oℳ

  4. Mud Nugget 02/11/2014 18:23

    He’s gonna be one hot GILF!

  5. cheekymonkey 02/11/2014 19:26

    “It puts the lotion on its skin”

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