Charlize Theron Makes A Great Passenger

As disappointing as it is to see someone as young and hot as Charlize Theron dating an arrogant old fart like Sean Penn, they might actually be pretty perfect for each other. Beyond all of the charity crap and their love of foreign kids, there might not be two actors alive who act like bigger assholes when someone points a camera at them, and if they could somehow add Alec Baldwin into their lovemaking, they’d become the Voltron shitty, angry faces. They can act like they hate the attention all they want, but as long as they keep making it look like Charlize is rubbing one out for him in the car ride home from their fancy Beverly Hills restaurant, they’re going to have cameras lodged firmly in their faces until she eventually leaves him because he’s nailing a 22-year old.

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